Ok, I didn't mean to do this again, but this is too beautiful not to share.

( Are my dreams to come true? )

Dexterity
I got up a little bit ago to go to lunch, and grabbed six empty cans of Diet Mountain Dew to take to the recycling bin. Then I realized I hadn't locked my workstation, which is dangerous in an office full of geeks. Undaunted, I deftly hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete with Edward Scissorhands-like grace. I gots da leet skillz, yo.

IntelligenceNow that ( Read more... )

Saturday, Taper and I took Brownie and Maus to Portland to see Mirrormask. It was the longest Sandman cover I've ever seen. Pretty cool, though. Afterward, we ate at this nifty French-ish place, the Brasserie Montmartre--it's one of those places with paper on the tables and a set of crayons, like the biggest Burger King place mat ever. The walls ( Read more... )

I am typing under the influence of the most absurd thing I've ever purchased. I can't even think of anything clever to say about it, it's so mind-bogglingly distracting. It's a Hello Kitty USB hub, and it's typing right along with me, making sure to follow along on the correct side of the keyboard for whatever key I press (though space and enter ( Read more... )